This prayer always made me smile, the author is unknown.Enjoy!
Which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk at home as i am in the tavern.
Give us this day our daily brew
And forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer , the bitter and the lager, forever and ever